Every night:
- Me:
- Body:
- Bed:
- Body:
- Stomach:
- Brain:
- Me:
- Brain:
- Leg:
- Ear:
- Brain:
- Me:
- Bladder:
When you’re dancing alone in your room with the music at maximum volume and someone comes in
(Source: totally-relatable)
Finding out that your mom has friends who have kids. Ridiculously hot single kids around your age.
Via Tumblr's Funniest
( ) A boy doing a heart with his hand
(x) My God, the fucking wardrobe opened on itself
(Source: tedioo)
NEVER IN MY LIFE. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN ANYtHING THIS CUTE AND I PROBABLY NEVER WILL AGAIN.
(Source: vviviana)
Via I'm bored
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.
I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.
I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.
I’m black, so I must be stupid.
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.
I cut myself so I must be emo.
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends
I am gay, so i must be bullied
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist
I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.
I really love him, so I must hold on.
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.
I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.
I’m fat, so you must hate me.
“Forever reblogg”.
(Source: keykaulitz)











